what goes in and takes a while to come out?
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in france only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms? anal sex and oral sex is against the law in france
Teacher: “Alright we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA
Why can’t cancer kids have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens? You want to take it orally or through anal, joke I'm not asking.
roses are red i have a confession man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session
guess what ?
good guess
I don't know why my boyfriends dad don't like me maybe because we had SEX
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped is penis off
uh oh stinky
ouch
Why is Fairy’s washing up liquid the best form of Lubricant for anal sex? -No more tears.
Fuck off
Why do people have sex. Because they like going ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me bich I love y
One day, i love u
Anal sex is for A......s
Why don't gay greek men have anal sex with each other in greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law in greece
Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other ,as innocence they said yes .One day penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating ,the teacher wanted hardcore anal sex but vagina found it out and went to see them ,the teacher told vagina that its normal ,penis said ''Gosh that its normal ,i put my dildo in vaginas pussy .Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured but after six months they both had a child one named dildo and another named pussy. so,narrated it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy