Anal Sex jokes
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
I like penis in my bum!
Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
This is a lot like anal sex.
You always miss 100% of the shots if you don't take it.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
Anal sex is for A**holes.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
Fuck off!
Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?
Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.
Guess what?
Good guess.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
Uh oh, stinky!
What goes in and takes a while to come out?