Anal Sex jokes

If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.

Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.

Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.

Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,

'Cause she was transgender.

Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?

Because they have cancer.

Porn.

Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?

Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.

Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?

No more tears.

What goes in and takes a while to come out?

Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”

That one kid putting Joe: -_-

Teacher: Who’s Joe?

The whole class: JOE MAMA!

I'm Gay.

Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?

Knock, knock.

*takes out penis*

Who is there?

Butthole 😎

Guess what?

Good guess.

What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?

You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.

Roses are red, I have a confession:

A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.

Anal sex is for A**holes.

Uh oh, stinky!

I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?

Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?

Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.

Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina. Their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other; as innocence, they said yes.

One day, penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating. The teacher wanted hardcore anal sex, but vagina found it out and went to see them. The teacher told vagina that it's normal. Penis said, "Gosh, that it's normal, I put my dildo in vagina's pussy." Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured, but after six months, they both had a child, one named dildo and another named pussy.

So, narrated, it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy.