How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex !
Suck tiny dick, now u have STD’s
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.
My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
Definition of trust: two cannibals having oral sex.
Once a man goes to a restaurant.then, he was waiting until the waitress comes & tells him that they don't have food. he was grumpy but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped then she say to him:"good meal".
Who discovered shrimp were edible? Proble the same one who invented the blowjob. *-*
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, mouthwash
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
