Oral Sex

Oral Sex Jokes

Smoking

How is smoking similar to oral sex?

The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢

Sex

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

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  • Sex

    You've heard of anal sex.

    You've heard of oral sex.

    You've heard of genital sex.

    But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?

    Brojob

    If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

    Anilingus

    Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?

    Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.

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  • Sex

    What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

    Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

    Anilingus

    What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?

    If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!

    Priest

    What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.

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  • Vegetarian

    Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.

    Meal

    Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.

    He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."

    Blowjob

    Who discovered shrimp were edible?

    Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.