Oral Sex jokes
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 馃あ
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
What鈥檚 the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What鈥檚 the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they鈥檙e used to having nuts in their mouth.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex? An and Or!
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you鈥檙e giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it鈥檚 a privilege.
What鈥檚 the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.