Oral Sex jokes
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 馃あ
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
What鈥檚 the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you鈥檙e giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it鈥檚 a privilege.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
What鈥檚 the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What鈥檚 the best thing about a blowjob?
The ten minutes of silence.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they鈥檙e used to having nuts in their mouth.