Oral Sex jokes
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
Definition of trust: two cannibals having oral sex.
I eat ass.