Oral Sex jokes
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 馃あ
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
What鈥檚 the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.
What鈥檚 the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.