Friend: My girls are like boomerangs they always come back Me: Mine DONT:(
What do Cells always have on them?
A Cell Phone!
i swear everytime i walk past a guy they stare at my ass i always keep wondering why it hurts so much
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR
Husband and wife are crossing the street, the husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: So you see Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man turns and looks to wife, but she is not there!
Man: Dolly? Dolly!
Man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street
Man: Dolly!
Sim a is proof cats don’t always land on their feet
Thomas Montgomery would eat his fillet of fish in bed every night. He had fillet of fish bedding and everything. His roommates always asked him, why are you eating your fillet of fish in bed. He wouldn't reply. His family took him to the best psychologist in the field. Thomas continued emptying his bank account on fillet of fish to eat in bed. His friend said one day , took a picture of Thomas and told him to say cheese. They laughed and went there separate ways. Then in bed that night , Thomas kept on thinking to himself I never said cheese before someone snapt my picture. He repeated it again. The next day he thanked his friend fillet in him feel better.
question: Why cant you trust tree? answer: Cause they are always shaddy
A mom and her two children were eating at a place well playing trivia when she ask what does aids stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea but her daughter Emberlee who has always been a little odd says ‘’ An Intentional Disease’’ her brother mom just Stared!
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week. He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
See I was always told Puns are Funny
But I can see now they aren't Punny
Computers are females because when it's down you always charg ER
When I look in your eyes I always see something my reflection 😂
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name- Ghostiano Penaldo Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium Characteristics: Disappearing in big games+Diving+always ranting "give me penalty" Last found - Practicing tap ins Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone
Might be dangerous towards good players
Dear prince. Gwen is dating aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like u or the why u talk to her not one bit! Ps. She is and will always be dating aiden! Leave a comment
you know what's so horrible about this website? when i mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. no more identity theft for me.
I always wear puma, put ma ballz in your mouth
