Always jokes
Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.
Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.
A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.
In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.
He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.
So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Memes
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why you always in a mood?
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?