Always jokes
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Why you always in a mood?
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.