Always jokes
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Memes
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!