Always jokes
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."