Always jokes
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!