Always jokes
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.
Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
this for all the creeps
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants? Because they always get a hole in one!
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
This lady has 2 parrots that only say one thing: "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?"
So she goes and tells her pastor. He responds with, "I have two parrots as well, they are always praying, and they have everything that a parrot needs to be a Christian. Maybe if we put our parrots together, mine will fix yours."
They proceed to do so, and the lady's parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?" and the pastor's parrots reply with "Johnny, drop your beads and lift your heads, our prayers have been answered!"
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!