Always jokes
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Memes
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.