Always jokes
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
Why are people that have bipolar disorder never on suicide watch?
Because they are always sucking dick.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.