Always Jokes

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital the front desk always asks where are you parents

Why do asscheeks make great friends?

They always STICK TOGETHER

Q. Why aren't emo jokes funny? A. They always seem to cut a little too close.

At school I am always called emo.

Little did they know that emos are wanna be goths

Why do orphans love tornadoes because they always pick you up

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I have a friend of mine from school, I always see them with bangs so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came.. their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead. :)

-Dark_Humor

I went to go mine for some gold, but then I saw some shorts :Friend " Your jokes are to short" Me: "Zip it, my jokes are always golden." :Friend "Your such a ingot, don't forget your jokes are always Aurum." Me: "I know my jokes are Aurum, it's always because I always glitz" :Friend "at lest I have luminescent" (Get it? Lu mines cent)

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Why is Hellen. Kellers snatch alway sore? She wipes with a brillo pad.

The radio is a player-it always gets turned on by lots of different people.

My wifes always nagging me, you dont let me have any friends, i abuse her and im always coming back late, so i thought i would treat her, i popped up in the attick and introduced her to two women.

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why will America always lose in chess?

It lost its two towers!

Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got got so many bitches Because he is never around siri

Why do the cheetahs always beat ya? Because they beetah.

The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why does he does that my sister said Iove him long time.

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Coworker why is Sara so blue? Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you, with your husband together out of love. U better watch out dear, she might saraorize him, with her crooked teeth & ultra thin lips.