Always jokes
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.