🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: „Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight“
Mom👱🏻♀️: „Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?“
Dad👨🏻🦰: „Son, if you don't leave, it‘ll bang on your head!“
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk but I could never find him
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“because they always wanted a daddy”
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven??? my dad died that day he was a good pilot.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite...
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
Wanna hear a poop joke? Nah, they always stink
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
what is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut? they are always so distant:-]
Emos They're always a cut above the rest.
Girls are like black jack
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14
Why do people who get shot in the head always becomes therapists?
They are more open-minded.
in what city do you always loose your mum Mumbai
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce
I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision
What is the difference between a woman and a ice? The ice always comes back
Why don’t asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s”
Why do Emo's always wear black like ninja's? Because there're always cutting
