Always jokes
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
Quote for the day.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of the time.
Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.
Gf:...
Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?