why was the kinetic sand always happy?
because it was kinetic with its friends!
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always see amongus and say "stupid"
Why are astronauts forgetful? They're always spacing out.
my grandma always said, slow and steady wins the race. she died in a fire.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button
i hate stairs their always up to something
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder
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Three ladies were on a flight, when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing." The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich, and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great t*ts and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
Why did the downs kid get expelled? He was always tardy
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies. They’re always so twisted.
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What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
I swear i always finish on page 3 when i'm looking at family pictures
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk but I could never find him
Everyone always has a special person in there life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“because they always wanted a daddy”
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job . My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I;m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
