Always jokes
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of the time.
Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.
Gf:...
Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.