Always jokes
Quote for the day.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of the time.
Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.
Gf:...
Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.