Always jokes
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.