Always jokes
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.