Always jokes

Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?

A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.

Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.

Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.

Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.

What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.

If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

Why are corners so hot?

They are always 90 degrees.

What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.

Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.

Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?

They always hang around.

Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.

Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?

Because she always gets a Royal flush!

Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?

His wheelchair always backs him up.

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.