Always jokes

Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?

Because she always gets a Royal flush!

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.

Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.

Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.

I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

"Don't sneeze!"

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.

Also,

"It dangles and swung!"

Language art quizzes are the best.

I love stairs. They always bring me up.

There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.

They always make me cry.

No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.

Explain Bear is always there for you.

What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?

A clock.

My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"

When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"

I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?

I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.

It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.

Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?

A. They always seem to punch down.

Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.

It's always the little things that make us laugh.