Always jokes
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.