Always jokes
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Memes
Hollow Knight Meme
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”