My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told me friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him too. Confused my friend asked me what it was. I told him "The Sandyhook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
Why do people always talk about nine eleven??? my dad died that day he was a good pilot.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite...
Wanna hear a poop joke? Nah, they always stink
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
what is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut? they are always so distant:-]
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
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once a blonde always a blonde 😂
how do you know when you're disliked? when they always give you the camera for group photos
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs.... But no doors
he never has a bad day
because he always wake’s up on both sides on the bed
What is the difference between a woman and a ice? The ice always comes back
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce
Who are the best at bowling? Terrorists they always throw strikes.
Girls are like black jack
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14
