Always jokes
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
I always enjoy family reunions.
It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.