Always jokes
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
This lady has 2 parrots that only say one thing: "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?"
So she goes and tells her pastor. He responds with, "I have two parrots as well, they are always praying, and they have everything that a parrot needs to be a Christian. Maybe if we put our parrots together, mine will fix yours."
They proceed to do so, and the lady's parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?" and the pastor's parrots reply with "Johnny, drop your beads and lift your heads, our prayers have been answered!"
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of the time.
Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.
Gf:...
Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
Why are there so few Arab soldiers? Because they always commit suicide on their first day.
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.