Always Jokes

Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.

Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandmas dead

What's the worse thing about having a congolese friend?

He always needs a hand.

People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

Pain. gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Deppression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing i cant have.

A wife says to her husband 'you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back' 'what do you expect' he says 'you're in a fucking wheelchair'

🎆 New Year's Eve

Lil Johnny👦: „Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight“

Mom👱🏻‍♀️: „Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?“

Dad👨🏻‍🦰: „Son, if you don't leave, it‘ll bang on your head!“

I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there!" Not Suzy.

What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick the hoe want difference meals the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯

Quote for the day

I looked this quot up but It really is a good thing just for starters.

“Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY”

Also loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen

:)

Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as he’s always sitting down

Bf: Do you love me?

Gf: Most of time.

Bf: Well it's either yes or no.

Gf: ...

Bf: Well when is it that you don't love me?

Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you to the river an hour than it takes me a half hour to love you again.

Bf: Why?

Gf: Cuz you always see that OTHER GIRL.

Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!

Gf: Ohh...

RIP Stephan Hawking who was buried today.......he did always love black holes.

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always comeback

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's

Why is basketball such a messy sport?

Cuz the players are always dribbling everywhere!

i love telling dad jokes,he always laughs

Why can't an Asian play baseball Cause they always eat the bat

My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said "I inherited a watering hole." Bewildered I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?" "I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."