Always jokes
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.