Always jokes
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.
Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.