Always jokes
There's a kid named Little Johnny who would always cuss. Well, one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said, "Let's play a game." So the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. The teacher says "A". Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, he might say something like a**." So the teacher calls on Sally. Sally says "apple". The teacher says "B". Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher thought, "No, he might say something like b!tch." So the teacher goes all the way to R. The teacher says "R". Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Me, me, please, I really know one." Then the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, there's no cuss word that starts with R," so she said, "Okay, Johnny, give me a word that starts with R." Little Johnny says, "A rat!" and the teacher, very pleased, says, "Very good, Johnny. What type of rat?" Little Johnny says, "A big gosh damn mother freaker."
Sorry, I had to edit some word, but y'all know what I meant.
So a woman was paranoid, so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed, and if the dog licked her hand, then she was safe. One night, just before bed, she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick, so she went to bed. In the middle of the night, she needed to go to the bathroom. So, she walked into the bathroom, and on the window, it said: "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO!" Then she was murdered.
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
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I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.