Always jokes

Life is like giving head... it always sucks.

Why are frogs good at basketball?

Because they always make jump shots.

Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.

I will always remember my dad's last words....

"15 dollars and I'll jump."

in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind

Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?

What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?

They always come back.

It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.

An orphan? We no jokes.

Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.

I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.

Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?

A: Because they have the balls to.

Why do bugs hate the internet?

Because they always get caught.

Get it? Inter-net?

What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?

Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.

Why do shepherds never learn to count?

Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.

My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."

She died in a fire.

After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.

It's in my basement.

It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.

My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"

But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.

Why does the sky think it's so powerful?

Because it's always looking down on us.

I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.