Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.
(Like if you hate feminists.)
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
