What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
what makes William Afton and a boomerang common? They always come back.
its always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
Dont you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it ? Inter-net?
a orphan we no jokes
jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did they would always be falling asleep.
I always keep anti fungal spray with me....coz I don't want to share my gf with anyone
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of. It's in my basement
Why does the sky think it's so powerful Because it's always looking down on us
My Relatives Always Teased Me During Weddings saying " You'll Be Next " But they Stopped when I did the same to them during Funerals
I don't trust atoms....They always make stuff up....
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do? I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through. The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark. Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair. That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect. Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side. Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know. But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says "This is your last wish so really make this one count." The guys says "Well I've always wanted to drive out to hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands." The Genie says "That is asking for quite a lot and I'm not sure if I can pull that off, Is there anything else you'd want?" The guy says "Well I've been married and divorced three times, and I just can't understand what I've been doing wrong. I've given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women. The genie thinks for a few moments and says "Do you want a three or four lane highway?"
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