Always jokes
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
I always hated being born a Catholic as a kid. The way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over, and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church. I was always thinking, “For God’s sake, just pick a position and fuck me!”
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
This lady has 2 parrots that only say one thing: "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?"
So she goes and tells her pastor. He responds with, "I have two parrots as well, they are always praying, and they have everything that a parrot needs to be a Christian. Maybe if we put our parrots together, mine will fix yours."
They proceed to do so, and the lady's parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?" and the pastor's parrots reply with "Johnny, drop your beads and lift your heads, our prayers have been answered!"
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.