Always jokes

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!

Don't believe what your school bully tells you.

Always take it with a grain of assault.

A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.

Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"

Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"

Priest: "Fuck the children."

Rabbi: "Do we have time?"

Priest: "There's always time for something like that."

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.

My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.

When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.

That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

Why do disabled people always get picked on?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

Why are eggs bad at puns?

They always mix up their yolks!

Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."

What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?

The devil always has horns... not just around children.

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.

Chinese always proud of their principle in business.

The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.

A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.

Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?

They always hang around.

Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?

His wheelchair always backs him up.