Whats the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue🩱(●'◡'●)
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
What’s the difference between milk and the air
At least the air will always be there for me
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
Why do emo kids hate high fives? They’re always left hanging.
I never make that type of joke they always seem to crash and burn
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch
I just cut every one
I have always been scared of stairs they’re always up to something
Why are 10 pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people? Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure. One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four.
I hate orange but that always juice back
why are grave yards so popular? because people are always dying to get into them
i dont like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn
witch falls faster feather or an emo
Feather because the emo are always hanging in
you and your sister always get into a fight a she says "i dont care" then you say right away "about you"
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
society is like chess, its always whites vs blacks
I love stairs. They always bring me up
