Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
