Already jokes
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
Mary is hanging out, and the angel Gabriel descends behind her. She looks behind her and says, "Jesus Christ!" and the angel Gabriel said, "So you already know."
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.