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Why are Nepalese bad at chess?

Because someone already killed their king!

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.

Why are Americans so bad at class royals?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?

Because they lost two towers already.

Wanna hear a joke?

Yeah.

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What's the joke?

I said it already!

My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."

My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."

Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?

The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.

Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?

Mom: No, that's impossible.

Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?

Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.

Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^

Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.

Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!

Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!

Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!

Mary is hanging out, and the angel Gabriel descends behind her. She looks behind her and says, "Jesus Christ!" and the angel Gabriel said, "So you already know."

We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.

Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?

Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.

I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.

Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?

Because they already ate their supper.

Depression: Here, your mom just died.

Me: My mom is already dead.

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?

Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.

How do you know someone is fucking dumb?

They put jokes that have been used several times already.