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hayden💯💯💯

me when I go to my grandma's

A chipmunk with very full cheeks looks slightly startled. The text says: When you already started eating and someone says "Let's pray".

LoserIsPro

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

Rey Rey

help pls find my dawg

A flyer with the text "I lost my bitchass dog again. He's ugly as fuck and keeps running away but I still love him, plus I already bought him shit and I don't wanna return the stuff. Please bring him back, his name is Señor Woofers. He probably won't respond to it cus he's a fake lil bitch though. Please contact me at 661-440-5950 or booteyeater6969@gmail.com. Reward: $5ish maybe." Below the text is a picture of a small dog with a brown wig.

Inessa :)

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message asks, "are you ok", and the response is, "You ever realized that buildings dont make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already on it.", followed by "I'm fine."

Kayla

Me when I know its my last day of being a cow and I already hate my life

A close-up photo of a brown and white cow with a wide smile, standing in a grassy field against a clear blue sky.

Bozo

you heard him, quit being a pussy

A cartoon image of a turtle with a sword. The text on the image says "Quit being a pussy and confess to your crush already."

Inessa :)

me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.

A grayscale image of a stuffed dolphin with a tie around its neck. It has a single tear under its eye. Text below says: "And they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine."

✨Jassy✨

hehehe😭

A seal with big, wide eyes looking confused, with the text "When someone's explained something to you three times already but you still have absolutely no idea what's going on."

stillwaiting..

A close up image shows a chipmunk with its cheeks puffed out, filled with food. The text overlay says, "WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING AND SOMEONE SAYS 'LETS PRAY'"

yourmomleft yourdadf

me in thanksgiving

A chipmunk with full cheeks is looking worried. The text says, "When you already started eating and someone says 'lets pray'"

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows two panels of the same picture of an older man with a slight smile, sitting at a laptop and holding a mug. The first panel says "Me registering my friend on a gay dating site." The second says "Email already used."

Kai :)

i took a quiz. it was so inaccurate.

The image has white text on a black background that says: "We believe you are already happy with your life and you don't need any change. Your future will be the same as it is right now."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a soccer player card in a video game. The card is for a player named Yofone Linging, with the text above the card saying "Yo Fone Linging" and below the card the text "Already Owned."

big [fire] balls

A cartoon image shows a character with a long nose and a white lab coat and a sinister grin. The text above him says, "Ah Perry the Platypus, you are too late, I have already activated the Inator that makes everyone in the whole world read this in my voice."

ohio nugget

other ohio meme lol

A hand holding an umbrella sticks out from the water. The text on top of the image says "MEANWHILE ALONG THE OHIO RIVER..." and the text at the bottom says "ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!"

ohio nugget

so true lol

A close-up image of a chipmunk with its cheeks full, looking startled. The text overlay says: "When you already started eating and someone says 'let's pray'."

✨Jassy✨

Me every year

A meme featuring a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio holding a glass, with the text "Just going to make my resolutions now so by New Years Eve I will have already given up on them."

IZABELLA💖💖

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A close-up photo of a chipmunk with puffed cheeks. The text reads: "WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING AND SOMEONE SAYS 'LET'S PRAY'".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a tumblr post discussing the moral of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The first comment states, "The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you're useful." The second comment says, "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss." The third comment argues, "Rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. The moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable."

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