The 100+ Best Yet Jokes

Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?

Woman: "Doctor, where are we going?" Doctor: "To the morgue." Woman: "I'm not dead yet, doctor." Doctor: "We're not at the morgue yet, either."

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.

There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.

I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet

what did the woman with no hands get for christmas? no idea. she hasn’t opened her present yet.

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"

The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

"Yeah, that's the one!"

Wat did rapboats mom say to rapboat? Is it in yet?

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash." Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathise with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

when i ask my dad did i get adopted he said not yet no one wants you

Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."

Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.

I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth, it's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet

I was going to tell my dad a joke but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet

twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i'll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i'll die. I hope i'll born to a new hole life.

One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up and you could barely unravel it anymore cause I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sisters killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!