Already jokes
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
We already colonized UK and Canada, TIME FOR US TO BECOMING RULER OF EARTH, JOIN BROWN SIDE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
OKAYYYY guys, today we're going to make DIY bath bombs. I bet y'all already have the first ingredient right here in your kitchen:
*looks at toaster*
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."