Already Jokes

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already

A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, "Can I touch it?". The little boy looks back at her and says, "Hell no, you already broke yours off!".

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas

so i was on the phone with a scam caller, he said he knew where i lived and would kill my children and wife jokes on him i already did.

The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.


Why doesn’t the US wanna play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers and the UK has a unkillable queen.

We’re skipping April fools day this year, the biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country

it's not that i dont get the laugh but most of you need to read thru what's already been posted cause everybody's saying the same shit.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him", so i couldn't do a fatality. I was confused but i understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die. But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I wont die because the potato is already dead and cant attack my immune system.