Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.
W in Africa stands for water.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.
A... B... Sea?
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
o o a a.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
