Alphabet jokes
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
Ii.