Alphabet jokes
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”
So the boy said, “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”
The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.
Memes
o o a a.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
W in Africa stands for water.
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.
A... B... Sea?
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.