Alphabet jokes
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A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?" I said, "Shit, I know all the letters of the alphabet." Everyone laughed, well, except for this one guy.
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
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Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)