A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"
Will you remember me in 7 years?(yes) knock knock (who's there)
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank has jotted that down on his notebook he says, "o, i c"
Spell Mississippi
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
haha you said pp
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
Teacher: alright class, let’s sing our abc’s!
The gay kid: lgbtqrstuvwxyz
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look I’m about to change
So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.
Braille Is Not That Hard To Learn, You Just Got To Have A Feel For It
What did the letter A say to the letter B? "Z" you later.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?" Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled "16!"
Why are there 25 litters in the alphabet...because the d is in u
What begins with F and ends with CK fuck i mean fire truck
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
what kind of streets do ghosts haunt? - Dead ends
W in Africa stands for water
you
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N Oh my gosh I'm peeing on my shoe no one knows about it yet
replace the v in venus wit a p
i was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled " do you know CPR?" i replied "i know the entire alphabet!" we all laughed and laughed, well. except one person
