Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
The Orphan's Alphabet
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, genius! Get it? Orphans don't have families, moms, or dads, so they hate the letters that remind them of what they're missing. It's like you and common sense – totally estranged!
Anonymous
I thought it stood for fucking my dad