Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
abcdef ghijklmnop qrstuv.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
X is for X-treme shooting. 【┻┳══━一
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
2 times 4 equals 18?
What is half of nine?
"ni"
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
abcdefgjiowqdou;rwohieugrhiosrvhionovruohwu.
