Airplane jokes
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
doctor: you need to eat healthy.
me: no.
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.
me: oh my goodness.
doctor: in a plane crash.
me: that sounds unrelated.
doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(