Airplane jokes
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.