Airplane jokes

You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."

I wrote a joke on MH370… but I don’t know where it went.

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.

Religion crashes them.

Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

P2: Airplane wifi.

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

How do tourists feed their kids?

Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.

What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."

I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.