Airplane jokes
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Viggie tickles.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
I wrote a joke on MH370… but I don’t know where it went.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
The plane crashed. There are 5 seats in Bordeaux and usually 4 parachute seats.
The first song goes: "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best player in the world, so fly with the first helmet."
One of Ivanka Trump's former supporters said: "I was the US President's teacher." And take an umbrella and fly.
Former US Secretary of State Donald Trump said: "I am the President of the United States. I am the president of the United States of America, not responsible to the people. Design our package and jump."
"I'm glad," said the next passenger, Popstag, as he approached. Then the boy explained: "I still can't see anyone's problem. The President of the United States is in my bag..."
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.