What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, "What is a tragedy?"
One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "If my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy."
A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says, "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!"
"Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were on a falling airplane. There were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world,” so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually there are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
