Airplane jokes

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

Hi Mom, how are you doing?

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.

What picture is that?

I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."

And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"

Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?

They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

My name is Big Dick.

Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?

Because there were no more planes.

If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?

12, because fish don't drown.

My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?

Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.

Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.