what do women and airplane have in common?
a cockpit
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were one a falling airplane. Their were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world”, so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually their are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says "This is your last wish so really make this one count." The guys says "Well I've always wanted to drive out to hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands." The Genie says "That is asking for quite a lot and I'm not sure if I can pull that off, Is there anything else you'd want?" The guy says "Well I've been married and divorced three times, and I just can't understand what I've been doing wrong. I've given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women. The genie thinks for a few moments and says "Do you want a three or four lane highway?"
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
can we stop talking about 9/11 my dad died man but he was a good pilot
There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow
People joke about 9/11, but its not funny My dad died in 9/11
Best pilot in Saudia Arabia
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
Here Comes The Airplane!
Guys we shouldn't make jokes about 911 my dad was a victum he was the best pilot in Arab
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn
Yo forehead so big and airplane can use that as a Runway!
I would tell a 9/11 joke but it would just crash and burn