what do women and airplane have in common?
a cockpit
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were one a falling airplane. Their were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world”, so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually their are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"
People joke about 9/11, but its not funny My dad died in 9/11
Best pilot in Saudia Arabia
My dad died in 9/11, He was a great pilot
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
Here Comes The Airplane!
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
roses are red violets are violets my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good piolet
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
control tower to Boeing 747 your clear to land on (said person) forehead
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn
Guys we shouldn't make jokes about 911 my dad was a victum he was the best pilot in Arab
It was dinner in the plane and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner "What are my choices?"the passenger said.? "Yes or No," the flight attendant replied.
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below
Trump: I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy Melania: Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy? Ivanka: Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy Pilot: Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?
What Road goes all the way to the sky? A Highway
How do you know when you girlfriend is to young ?
you have to make airoplane noises to get her to open her mouth..
sorry
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11
