you know, 9/11 jokes arent funny, their just PLANE wrong
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer
My dad died in 911 and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane next to soul plane
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi arabias best pilot
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know
How old are 911 victims ? There toddlers here come the airplane!
My heart is like a plane. It crashes every once in a while.
what did the airplane say to the paper plane, why do you look like a wimp
Why did the plane crash? Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
My dad is Aal-Qaeda and he even took a plane trip to new york in 2001.
what do u call a plane with no wings? sally
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower
Here comes the airplane
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorist have in common? “Here comes the airplane!”
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
i'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to new york so i flew them to new york and hit the towers that was a tragic story
my dad died in the attacks he was the best pilot pakistan has ever seen allahwakbar
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11