Airplane

Airplane Jokes

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know

what did the airplane say to the paper plane, why do you look like a wimp

i'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to new york so i flew them to new york and hit the towers that was a tragic story