Airplane jokes
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!