Airplane

Airplane jokes

Pilot

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

WiFi

Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

P2: Airplane wifi.

Pilot

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

Father

My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔

Noise

What do we want? Plane noises!

When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!

Grandpa

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.

Tragedy

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

Twin Towers

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

9/11

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

Guy

You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."

Plane

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.