Airplane jokes
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔