Your forehead is so big I could land a jet plane on it.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order.Nothing it was just plane.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, Here comes the airplane.
all these jokes are all plane
Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through
my dad died in 911... he was the best pilot I know
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them. "Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, " What is a tragedy?" One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "if my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy." A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!" "Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
I would make a 9/11 joke but it just wouldn’t land.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones
North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane
mom: please eat baby! baby: NO! mom: here comes the airplane!
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Open Wide Here Comes The Airplane
When we told twin towers to put on airplane mode we didnt mean a real airplane
Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victimns they when through 42 stories in 7seconds
hi mom how are you doing