I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
quit making Plane jokes there just PLANE wrong
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Why did the plane cross the sky? To hit the twin towers...
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
My father died in 9 11. Its such a shame. He was a great pilotš
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
Why canāt Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
throw a few paper airplanes at the twin's in your class see if they fall
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "Whatās the purpose of your visit?"... "Iām going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
