What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Airplane Jokes
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
