Airplane Jokes

My heart is like a plane. It crashes every once in a while.

There once was 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said this is disgusting and threw it out the window the 2nd man bit into a banana and said this is rotten and he threw it out the window the 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed " ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT" and he threw it out the window. Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying he replied an apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head! the police officer said that is weird and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked why are you crying and he answered a banana came flying out of the sky and hit he on the head the officer said this has been a strange day. Then he says a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said while he was laughing my dad farted and the house blew up.

what did the airplane say to the paper plane, why do you look like a wimp

There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don't have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You're right it's very nice but i'have one thing that you don't have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don't have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I'm rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I'm rich.Why you have something that I don't have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.

Why did the plane crash? Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.

My dad is Aal-Qaeda and he even took a plane trip to new york in 2001.

what do u call a plane with no wings? sally

Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.

my dad died in the attacks he was the best pilot pakistan has ever seen allahwakbar

Steven hawkings not dead he is just in airplane mode

What did the south tower say to the baby north tower

Here comes the airplane

you know, 9/11 jokes arent funny, their just PLANE wrong

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

What do parents feeding their kids and terrorist have in common? “Here comes the airplane!”

i'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to new york so i flew them to new york and hit the towers that was a tragic story

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet. Your mom's the twin towers and I am the pilot!

my teacher asked me what my favirote number was yesterday and i said 2977, i chose 91 for my football jersey number and sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher mr jacksons dad died in 9/11 and when he was talking about it friday the 9th i threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting monday