Airplane jokes
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!