Airplane jokes
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Memes
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. π
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "Whatβs the purpose of your visit?"... "Iβm going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.