Agriculture jokes
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Like if you blow male cows?
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.