Agriculture jokes
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
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Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."