Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Agriculture Jokes
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.