We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
A vampire stalks you into a field of corn. The stakes have never been higher...
What do cows listen to on headphones?
moo-sic.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
