You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
Agriculture Jokes
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Like if you blow male cows?
