Agriculture jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!