What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
