Agriculture jokes
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?