Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Sheep want to wool the world :)
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
"We've invented the spade!"
"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
