Age jokes
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
What age is served for breakfast?
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are…
Im still alive and im going to make it everyones problem
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair? Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)
Zina: No! [Age] (10)
Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)
What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!
My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.