Age jokes
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
A young 38 year old happy Muslim migrant living in Sydney wants to wed a beautiful young bride. He asks the local Aussie the minimum age to wed his yet unchosen bride. "Eighteen," the Aussie says, sipping a beer. "She has to be Eighteen."
Okay, the Muslim man sighed, with disappointment and walks off. Next day he arrives with a 13 year old girl.
"Wtf are you doing?" Aussie says?
"You say this is okay," Muslim replied. "Fuck no, she must be at least Eighteen you sick bastard," says Aussie, flicking away his Winnie Blue cigarette. Muslim man leaves angrily.
Next day Happy Muslim settles on a 14 year old girl from Punchbowl to be his bride. Aussies jaw drops, "What is wrong with you mate?" asks Aussie.
Muslim man replies "You tell me to choose 'a teen', 'a teen', I chose a teen and now you come for my third and now fourth choice. Fuck you!"
Aussie: "Eighteen not 'a teen' you sick mongrel."
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?
A: A few weeks.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."