Age jokes
Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
“Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.”
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years in a basement.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
A 60-year-old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12-year-old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says, “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared.”
The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone!”
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."