Age jokes

What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?

Neither do ever grow old.

Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.

Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!

Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?

A: There's 20 of them.

Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.

Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.

Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.

I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.

In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.

*bowl of dark grapes*

Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.

Friend 2: Black? Good one.

Friend 1: 21 at a time.

I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"

And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"

And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.

What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

I like my girls like I like my wine.

12 years old and locked in my basement.

What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?

There's twenty-one of them.

What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?

Space Invaders.

I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.

She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.

OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT

Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.