Age jokes
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
I like my girls like I like my wine.
12 years old and locked in my basement.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
Borthwick's hairline.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)