I came I across a pic of the oldest man on earth on ig , he was 132 years old. I commented age is just a number for him now I'm banned.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
What does a 100 year old pornstar and the white stripes have in common? Icky Thump
what is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
a candle or a pencil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what age is served for breakfast
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish. It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
Who is the least young Dave Daveon
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age
What is a pedophiles favourite age range? 9 11
TFW you're having sex with your german girlfriend and she won't stop telling you here age
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have ***, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
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There are 4 people on a airplane and the pilot has a heart attack and dies the plane is going down and there are also only 3 parachutes so the guy who knows how to cure cancer says I’m jumping I can save many lives the the 46 president joe Biden says I’m take ing the 2 one so there is only one left Donald trump says to the 7 year old girl I have lived a long life u an take the next one so the little girl says that’s ok the 46 president took my back pack.lol
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
If she’s old enough to smoke She’s old enough to choke If she’s old enough to pee She’s old enough for me
me on my way to the prinsiples office after the trans kid told me to act my age so i told him to act his gender
Captain America is a 106 yo virgin
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
Im 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedofile. I told him to fuck off this is our 10th anniversary
