Age Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?

Because it was over 10 years old.

I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.

...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.

I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"

"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.

9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.

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If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.

Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."

Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

Presidents are normal, physically.

Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

Everyone put your age here.

My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!

It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?

The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?

Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!

What is a pedophile's favorite age range?

9-11.

What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?

Depends...

Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.