A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
Everyone put your age here.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
