Age jokes
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
What age is served for breakfast?
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
So, I text my girlfriend and told her I wanted to get inside her. Can you believe she replied: "Not again brother, I'm only 8."
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.