My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
Age Jokes
Wanna hear a clean one?
Old man takes a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty one?
Bubbles is the 14 year old next door.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked into the classroom.
The teacher asked them, "Why are you arguing?"
One of the boys replied, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend. I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
