Michael J. Fox jokes

Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.

The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"

Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."

The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"

Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."

What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?

Parallel Parkinson's.

During a phone call:

"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"

"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.