Michael J. Fox jokes

What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?

Parallel Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox goes in to get a haircut. He comes out missing an ear.

What do you get when you combine Michael J. Fox and a cow?

A milkshake.

Michael J. Fox's wife doesn't need a vibrator; she has her husband.

If Michael J. Fox was in the middle of an earthquake, would he know it?

Michael J. Fox is rumored to be starring in the new Tremors sequel.

Michael J. Fox walks into the grocery store to buy some salt. When he comes out, a kid turns to his mother and says, "Look mom, a salt shaker!"

According to Michael J. Fox, rumors of a "Back to the Future" part 4 are a little shaky.

Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?

James Bond walks into a saloon where Michael J. Fox is tending bar. He says, "I’ll have a martini, shaken, not stirred."

Michael turns to him and says, "How else would I serve it?"

Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.

The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"

Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."

The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"

Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."

Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".

Michael J. Fox isn't allowed around small children. When he touches them, he is immediately accused of shaken baby syndrome.

The president of a company comes in to talk to his employees. He says, "As you know, sales have been way down and many of you are not meeting your quotas. We decided to SHAKE things up a bit and introduce you to our new Vice President: Michael J. Fox."

Michael J. Fox came up to me the other day and introduced himself to me. He said, "Hey, what’s shaking?"

I said, "You."