Aed jokes
Your dad must be a mailman.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
I work at a tire shop.
I'm pretty tired.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
Anyone here a spoon?
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
"Can you tie a knot?"
"I cannot."
"So you can knot?"
"No, I cannot knot."
"Not knot?"
"Who's there?"
"F... off!"
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
A... B... Sea?