Aed jokes

When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...

Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.

Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?

A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.

You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?

A mega-sore-ass.

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

Am I a guard or a guava?

Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?

There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.

One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.

A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.

The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.

The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”

A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."

Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."

Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."

POV: Your mum is a bomber.

What is a necrophile's least favorite game?

The Walking Dead.

What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?

Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.

Sans: What am I using?

A trom-bone!

I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!