Aed jokes
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95