Aed jokes
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.