Aed jokes
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.