Aed jokes
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.