Aed jokes
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.