Aed jokes

*Shotguns in a nutshell*

2B: MUST.

4B: ADD.

6B: MORE.

12B: *B A R R E L S*

*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*

What do you call a gay kid on fire?

How do you throw a space party?

You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.

Oliver Tree just died in a helicopter crash?

He doesn't have to worry about that because, according to him, life goes onionionionionionionionionionion.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.

Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?

It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.

I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

What do you call 2 wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪

A Ford?

What shouldn't you ask an emo?

"Do a wrist reveal."

Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.

Why didn't the dog want to play football??

'Cause he was a boxer!

What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!

Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?

He only took a day off.

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"

"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."

"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"