I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
Explosive Prayer Mats
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The humor comes from the unexpected and dark combination of religious prayer mats and deadly landmines. The phrase "going through the roof" is used both literally and as a figure of speech, referring to the prophets' explosive demise and their reaction to this unethical and deadly product.
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Great joke
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*gasp*
Oh no! I loved it!
Anonymous
No offense my opinion i kinda thought that was a little mean i mean i do get is all dark jokes and all but seriously
BOOM
i thought that they were REAL mats
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I make it 666 like 66 dislikes and 6 comments
Heh
Let’s make that 7 comments
a bad joke
ALLAHU AKBAR RIGHT BACK AT YOU BITCH
eating popcorn...
So that's where the magic carpet comes from...
jeff
that is amazing
Joke doesn't work
If someone has a prayer mat, they believe that there are no more new prophets, so they would not be any prophets going up
eat mor chicken
wow