Aed

Aed jokes

Child

    • I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.

    Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.

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    • Woman

    • Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.

    My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^

    Pontypool is rough.

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    • Michael J. Fox

    • James Bond walks into a saloon where Michael J. Fox is tending bar. He says, "I’ll have a martini, shaken, not stirred."

    Michael turns to him and says, "How else would I serve it?"

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    • Aed memes

    Girlfriend

    • Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.

    Get the whip, you're out!

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    • Train

    • A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."

    "A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.

    "Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."

    Spam

    • What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

    Spam.

    Donkey

    • A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.

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    • Company

    • Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

    Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

    Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

    Amber: Fine!!!!!

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