Aed jokes

Pepper

Y Me · 5 years ago

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeño business.

Rapper

TaylorSwiftBoat · 2 years ago

Why did the rapper always carry a camera?

Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!

Author

Anonymous · 7 years ago

What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"

Money

danicagomez2006 · 3 years ago

Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?

Brother

jahyde · 2 years ago

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

Boy

Shitpost master-general · 11 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet by Jared Taylor, @RealJarTaylor, on X.com. The tweet states, "Black boys from households that make $700,000 a year go to prison at the same rate as white boys from households that make $36,000 a year." Below this, it adds, "AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE BECAUSE OF SYSTEMIC RACISM !! The Left does great research for us." Underneath the text, there is a graph titled "THE UPSHOT: Extensive Data Shows Punishing Reach of Racism for Black Boys," which illustrates the "Share of the men incarcerated on April 1, 2010." The graph plots incarceration rates against parental household income, showing a blue line for "Black men" and a yellow line for "White men." An annotation within the graph reads, "The sons of black families from the top 1 percent had about the same chance of being incarcerated on a given day as the sons of white families earning $36,000." Points on the graph are labeled "Families making $36,000 per year" and "Families in the top 1 percent," indicating a "Same Incarceration rate."

Aed memes

Teddy Bear

A teddy bear · 6 years ago

Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.

Hairline

Anonymous · 3 years ago

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

Squirrel

Anonymousnuts · 2 years ago

What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.

Fan

Anonymous · 4 years ago

Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.

Sex

Anonymous · 4 years ago

What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.

Food

funnies meme37 · 1 year ago

What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.

Question

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.

Bitch

purple · 3 years ago

Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?

Furry

Anonymous · 5 years ago

How to be a hero.

1. Tie a noose in your front yard.

2. Find and capture a furry.

3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.

It’s easy as 1-2-3!

There lived a jackal in a forest. He did not get the day's food, so he was very hungry and wandered throughout the forest, but could not find any food. Finally, he decided to go to the city. As he was walking into the city, he heard some dogs bark. Soon, he found a group of dogs running towards him, so he rushed into a nearby house which belonged to a dyer and fell into a tub filled with blue dye. The dogs that were chasing him returned back as they could not find him. The jackal came out blue from the tub and went into the forest. Every animal in the forest was frightened to see a new animal. The jackal realized that all animals were afraid of him and took advantage of the situation. He called the animals towards him. The jackal said, "Oh my dear friends, I have been sent by gods in heaven to protect you all. I will be the king of this jungle." All the animals became very happy. Everyday they served him food and took care of all his needs. They came to him with all their problems and listened to what their king said. One day as the king jackal was sitting by the court, he heard a pack of jackals howling in the forest. For a long time, he had not heard these voices. He felt very happy, forgetting he was the king, he howled back immediately. All the animals knew who he really was and started chasing him in anger, but the jackal was already on the run.