Bank Robbery Witness

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."

The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"

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Experiment

The joke plays on the dark humor of a bank robbery gone wrong. The robber's paranoia leads to a series of violent actions. The punchline is unexpected: the man tries to avoid being killed by throwing his wife under the bus.

Comments (8)

a man your ass quick get the fuck out of here you piece of shit (I'm sorry if this is rude I never wanted to do this pls forgive me also nice joke)

The man is a fucking idiot lmao

Anonymous

The man is a fucking idiot lmao

Wow I didn’t know you were part of the joke