Aed jokes
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."