Aed jokes
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
My sister every morning
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
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