Aed jokes
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
Ah, son of a bitch, I got the truth stuck on my shoe?!?!
The truth: Breast feeding is like having long sex with your baby. God dammit, I hate the truth!
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
Two cows standing in a paddock, one says, "Moo." The other turns to him and says, "I was just going to say that!"
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.