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Third Wheel in the Forest

Anonymous
8 years ago
  • A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."

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    Listen up, dummy. You think this joke is just about a walk in the woods? Nah. It's playing on the expectation that the woman's loneliness will be solved by romance or friendship, but the guy implies she's gonna get pregnant. You wouldn't get it. Now go back to your crayons.

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