Aed jokes
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.