Aed jokes
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.
So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese