Aed jokes
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you.
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
Who can relate?
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I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"