Aed jokes

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!

What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?

You've got a lot of problems!

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?

One of them is a domesticated pet.

What do you call a lazy piece of meat?

A meatloaf.

I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.

Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.

Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross-country.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.

Why is it bad to climb a tree?

You might fall on an orphan! 🫥

What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!

PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?

SANS: What?

PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!

SANS: Good one.

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?

Because they can actually land a home.

What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?

Only one moans when I put my meat in it.

My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"

I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."

He asked, "In an orphanage?"

Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.

What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?

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