Aed jokes
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.