Aed jokes
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.