Aed jokes
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.