Aed jokes
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
I was reading a book about an immortal cat the other day; it was impossible to put down.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.