Aed jokes
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
My girlfriend left me for spending my own money. I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff, but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute, she leaves me.