Aed jokes
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.